So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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