Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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