i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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