bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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