You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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