Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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