we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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