You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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