I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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