Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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