at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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