is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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