She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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