so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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