You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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