it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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