I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dignity is for republicans.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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