i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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