when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You coming home soon, man?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.