oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved