I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?