the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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