I need help removing her.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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Are we still banned from the library?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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