Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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