Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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