TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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