At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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