Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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