To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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