I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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