She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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