i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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