How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Randomize