She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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