time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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