Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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