Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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