sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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