I want to stick my p in your. b.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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