Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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