I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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