I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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