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(214): View more from Texas

There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.

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(240): View more from Maryland

A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with

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(206): View more from Washington

Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This house was built for laser tag.

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(516): View more from New York

i have one question about last night

(646): View more from New York

if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...

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