There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
This house was built for laser tag.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...