32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
