I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.