At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
BRING THE BAGELS
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me