i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.