i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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