Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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