I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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