I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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