I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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