batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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