S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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