i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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