So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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