is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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