the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can you repeat that, but with context?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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