You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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