she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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