? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We're too hungover to prance.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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