The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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