Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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