Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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